Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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