did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
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The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
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Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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