my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
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just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
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His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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