you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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