PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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