question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
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