we made out on top of his cat.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
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TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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