I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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