so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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