we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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