# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
