can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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