we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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