Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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