Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
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I need you to use more vowels.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
