More tranny stories later!
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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