He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
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I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
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I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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