IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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