We're like a lot better than the average bears
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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