its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
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Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
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when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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