I could have mohawked her pubes.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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