stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Randomize
