every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
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Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
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How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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