i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
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They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
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Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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