you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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