Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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