Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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