Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
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I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
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her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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