Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
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Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
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I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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