I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
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Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
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Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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