Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
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I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
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Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Your penis caused this!
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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