i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
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Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
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Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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