cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
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I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Go christen that room with your naked body.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
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I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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