i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
May the power of my ass compel you!!
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
