dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
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Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
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Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
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