I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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