Plan B is the new Plan A
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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