just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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