She's JV to your varsity
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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