I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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