quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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