No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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