Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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