google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
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