How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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