Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
