I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
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She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
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I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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