I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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