He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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