Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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