I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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