There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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