I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
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According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
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he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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