i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
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Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
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I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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