Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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