Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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